> How to works as the delivery boy at mcdonalds?

How to works as the delivery boy at mcdonalds?

Posted at: 2014-12-08 
Is any special qualification needed for this job and how much will i get paid for it if i got the job.

All you need to do is delivery fast as you can, that the qualification

You need elite ninja training, learn how to fight while on a motorcycle. Burger King, KFC, Wendy's and others will have their own delivery boys after you. They want to get to the customer before you do. Burger King stole the Big Mac and calls it the Big King, so you know how serious competition has gotten.

Buy yourself a length of chain from a hardware store and use it to hit the other delivery boys to knock them off the motorcycle. Wear leather to avoid a road rash when they knock you off.

If the customer refuses to pay, you have the right to flip out and beat them up. Then take the money out of their wallet or purse and then give it to your manager when you return and give yourself a 15% tip.

McDonald's has Hamburger University that they teach these things on how to be a delivery boy.

First very most important thing: you've got to be a boy. It cannot work otherwise, even in these troubled times where genre has become the most political issue.

Then, it might be useful to eliminate your opponents, maybe watch the Fast and the furious a few times in a row to get an idea of what it takes to deliver faster and better than the others. You could also convince the other candidates that they're not boyish enough for the position. This can easily be done by spraying them with pink paint then reporting them to the HR manager.

You also need to take a job as a software engineer to get enough money to buy a decent motorbike otherwise nobody will respect you anymore if they see you riding a McMoped.

Anyway, congratulations for your career objective, most people are not fit anymore to keep eating at McDo so someone (a boy, indeed) has to deliver them their treats.

Is any special qualification needed for this job and how much will i get paid for it if i got the job.