Get Jesus to sign an affidavit after He's done with His yard work for the day.
Just enjoy the fireworks, but make sure that an adult lights them.
It's Canada Day, and my little brother(12 years old) loves fireworks. This morning, he came home with a few fireworks as well as fire crackers(the kind used at celebrations in Chinatown). When I asked him where he got them, he told me that there is a stand in the parking lot at a mall that sells them. He took me to the place where he bought them, and I confronted the guy who was selling them. I demanded to know why he was selling to a minor, which is illegal. They guy denies selling them to him.
