Okay but my interest is 35% plus you have to pay 25 cents every month for the rest of your life, in addition i want hold on to something of yours that is worth at least a dollar, cigar, can of soda, bag of chips, est. There will be 2 separate contracts, one for court and another written in your own blood that if you fail to pay me back by Friday, your first born child will be mine.
You're not going to use it to buy a hamburger are you?
Sure. Turn on your shredder and I will fax it right over.
a zimbabwe dollar?
i do, but first you must deposit ten thousand cash in my account
Sure, I have. Come and take it!!
Ok, I left it on the table.
No wimpy.
